Shades of Green

I'm actually pretty boring ... So .. I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
And it's gonna be fantastic!



i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself


she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start


three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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watercolor tattoos

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yes master. punish me.
i’ve been a bad sponge.

Is this 50 shades of grey



yes master. punish me.

i’ve been a bad sponge.

Is this 50 shades of grey

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marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…

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reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

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Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

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things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

This accurately describes my life…

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you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

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I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

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my new favorite tweet


my new favorite tweet

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my favorite thing is people constantly reminding sebstan he’s in it for the rest of his life

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lorde’s mom’s Instagram description gives me life


lorde’s mom’s Instagram description gives me life

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