why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
(via assbuttofasgard)
All it’s missing is a ball pool at the bottom.
OH MY FUCKING GOD IM CRYING
I CAN’T BREATHE. WE ARE LOOKING AT SMAUG, THE BAD ASS DRAGON. EVERY TIME I SEE SMAUG I’M GOING TO SEE THIS.
are those his cheek bones poking through
(via assbuttofasgard)
The most amusing thing is this IS exactly how the BBC report on practically everything.
this was exactly like watching the BBC news oh my god
(via benny-cumberbatched)
Daenerys Targaryen meme: six quotes [2/6]
“I will take what is mine with fire and blood.”
(via slytherin-forever)
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
↳ 5 - Favorite House
Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends.
(via idontlike-endings)
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit
(via illalwayslovesherlock)
George R.R. Martin Being Adorable on Conan [x]
(via dracosferret)
Little piggie Will
(Source: sugardaddystoph, via consulting-time-lord-in-impala)
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
(via slytherliz)
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
i am actually laughing hysterically at this omfg
(Source: mouseparty, via consulting-time-lord-at-221b)
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(Source: stilesstilinske, via dreams-are-for-the-living)
